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Topic: coworks' family photos

Me: (Point to a picture). Is that your wife?

Him: Yes

Me: You are a lucky guy. She's gorgeous

Him: Thank you.(Point to a picture)This is her with straight hair. (Point to another picture) This is her with curly hair.

Me: She looks great in both.

Him: (Giggling) I'm jealous of you women. You can wear your hair both ways. I can only wear it straight.

Me: Oh, you have no idea how much time it takes

Him: Beleive me, I do. I wait for my wife, and I have three daughters.

Me: Laugh 

[此贴子已经被Alexandria于2008-3-16 23:20:59编辑过]

Topic: Hand lotion

Me: What smells so good?

Him: It's my hand lotion

Me: It smells like cucumbers

Him: It smells like alcohol at first

Me: So you like the smell of beer?

Him: Laugh

Topic: food

Me: Have you tried the muffins in our cafeteria?

Her: Those gigantic granny's muffins?

Me: Yeah.

Her: They probably use one stick of butter for each.

Me: (Laugh) but they taste so good.

Her: I know. I had them awhile ago. I'm on a diet.

Me: How is it?

Her: So far so good. I'm trying to watch what I eat.  Sweets are big no-nos.

[此贴子已经被作者于2007-9-2 1:21:13编辑过]