Here is one (lab mate just came back from a trip):

-Hi, how was the trip!

-That's awesome.  My son likes florida so much!  His grandfather has a small pool in the backyard, everymorning when he opens his eyes, he said, let's go swimming, I want to stay in water!

-That's terrific! So your son must want to stay with grandpa and not come back.

-Oh, you bet.