再说个如何成功避免了一张speeding ticket的事儿：

昨天早上去了趟银行，所以开大路上班的。在路上给警察拦了下来。赶紧扮可怜，楚楚可怜的盯着警察叔叔。

问我为啥给拦了。我说不知道，to stop criminal?

警察问我speed limit多少？我说不知道，我就是follow the traffic。警察叔叔说是40。

问我知道自己开多少？我说不知道。胖大叔说是57。

问我有没有驾照和registration。我找不到registration，到处找也找不到。假装不认识registration。跟他说，if I did not register, I wouldn't have the sticker on the tag, right?

然后我东找西找，把保险卡拿给他，问他是不是registration。他说这是你的insurance。

然后我可怜巴巴的问他：You are not going to give me two tickets, are you?

警察大叔心一软，跟我说：instead of giving you a $200 speeding ticket, I am going to give you a ticket for not bringing registration with you. It's going to be $10.

然后怕我笨笨不明白，还很好心的跟我解释：Even though it says $78.5 fine on the back, do not pay that. Make a copy of your registration after you find it, and mail it together with a $10 check.

我这才不装傻了，连声谢谢警察叔叔。他跟我say bye，还说be careful when you pull to the road. Watch for the cars behind。

嘿嘿，少交了190，心情很好。