Dour: (usually of a person's appearance or manner) unfriendly, unhappy and very serious
/door/ (rhymes with tour)
A man found a lamp, picked it up and rubbed it. Out popped a genie
with a dour expression on his face. "Okay," says the genie, "You released me from the lamp. Blah, blah, blah. This is the fourth time this month. You can forget about three. You only get one wish."
The man sat and thought about it for a while and then said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm scared to fly, and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii, so I could drive over there to visit?"
The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible. Just think of the logistics. Think of how far the supports would have to reach to the bottom of the Pacific! Think of how much concrete, how much steel-- no , think of another wish."
The guy said okay and tried to think of another wish. Finally he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive, so I wish that I could understand women, know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment, know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say nothing, kown how to make them truly happy."
The genie looked at the man for a moment and then said, "You want that bridge two lanes or four?"
[此贴子已经被作者于2004-3-29 10:24:40编辑过]