4.Second-Hand Pose:

Reese Witherspoon was probably inundated with offers from designers desperate to dress her for the Golden Globes. So how the heck did she end up in the same too simple vintage Chanel dress that Kirsten Dunst wore on the Globe party circuit three years ago? Yup, the poised, pretty and perfectly coiffed Reese collected her Best Actress prize for "Walk the Line" in hand-me-down haute couture, a fashion faux pas that's right up there with the socks-and-sandals combo and visible panty line. And although this glittery gold and off-white A-line frock is fun and flirty, it lacks that certain element of class and elegance we've come to expect from the fabulous Mrs. Phillippe.

5.Double Scoop:

And the award for the most overexposed bosom in Hollywood goes to ... Scarlett Johansson! The pneumatic starlet's exhausted assets should stage a cleavage coup and start demanding a portion of her paycheck, 'cause lately they seem to be doing much of the heavy lifting (here, they get a little help from the built-in pushup bra sewn into her sexy but run-of-the-mill red Valentino gown). Though there's nothing wrong with Scarlett showing off the preternatural perkiness found only in 21-year-old It Girls (as verified by a touchy-feely Isaac Mizrahi on the red carpet), she seems to think the phrase "taking it on the chin" means cramming her breasts into a breathtaking scoop neck bodice (and we mean that "breathtaking" part literally) and jacking them up to gravity-defying heights.