***** Women ***** 女人
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If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
如果你亲她，那你就没有绅士风度
If you don't, you are not a man
可是如果你不亲她，那你就不算男子汉！
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If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
如果你赞美她，她会认为你只是在奉承她
If you don't, you are good for nothing
但要是你不赞美她，那你就一无是处了！
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If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing
如果你对她的话完全同意，那她就会 的像二五八万
If you don't, you are not understanding
要是你不同意，那就表示你根本不了解
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If you make romance, you are an 'experienced man'
假如你把气氛控制的很浪漫，你就一定是情场老手
If you don't you are half a man
如果不是，那你根本还不够成熟
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If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring
如果你太常去找她，她会觉得烦腻
If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing
但是如果你不去找她，她会责备你欺骗她的感情
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If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
你要是穿的帅一点，她会说你是花花公子
If you don't, you are a dull boy 穿的破烂点，那你又是笨头笨脑的家伙
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If you are jealous, she says it's bad
如果你吃醋，她会说这样是不对的
If you don't , she thinks you do not love her
可是如果你完全不吃醋，她又会认为你根本不爱她
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If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
你如你试图对她调情，她会认为你不尊重她
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her
但要是你一直规规矩矩的， 她又会觉得你不喜欢她
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If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
你若是迟到一分钟，她会抱怨等的多累多苦
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way
要是她自己迟到了，她会说女孩子约会迟到是理所当然的
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If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel
她会说你像跟屁虫
If she is visited by another, 'oh it's natural, we are girls'
如果是她，她会说"喔，这很自然啊，女孩子都是这样"
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If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
如果你飞快的吻她一下，她会到处说你这人很冷漠
If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage
如果你吻太多了，她会大叫说你吃她豆腐
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If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
如果你过马路的时候没有照顾她，那你这人缺乏道德
If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics
要是你小心照顾她过马路，她又会说这是男人的花招
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If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting
你若是凝视某个女人，她会指责你是到处对女生调情
If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring
如果是其他男人瞪著她看，她会说他们只是欣赏而已
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If you talk, she wants you to listen
如果你跟她说话，她希望你只要听就好
If you listen, she wants you to talk
如果你只倾听，她又要你跟她说话
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Oh God! you created those creature called "WOMAN'
上天啊，你创照了这些叫做女人的生物
So simple, yet so complex 既简单又复杂
So weak, yet so powerful 如此柔弱，却又如此强悍
So confusing, yet so desirable 让人又恼又爱
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"O LORD, tell me what to do. AMEN" 神啊，请告诉我该怎麽做。阿门！
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If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
如果你亲她，那你就没有绅士风度
If you don't, you are not a man
可是如果你不亲她，那你就不算男子汉！
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If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
如果你赞美她，她会认为你只是在奉承她
If you don't, you are good for nothing
但要是你不赞美她，那你就一无是处了！
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If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing
如果你对她的话完全同意，那她就会 的像二五八万
If you don't, you are not understanding
要是你不同意，那就表示你根本不了解
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If you make romance, you are an 'experienced man'
假如你把气氛控制的很浪漫，你就一定是情场老手
If you don't you are half a man
如果不是，那你根本还不够成熟
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If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring
如果你太常去找她，她会觉得烦腻
If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing
但是如果你不去找她，她会责备你欺骗她的感情
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If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
你要是穿的帅一点，她会说你是花花公子
If you don't, you are a dull boy 穿的破烂点，那你又是笨头笨脑的家伙
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If you are jealous, she says it's bad
如果你吃醋，她会说这样是不对的
If you don't , she thinks you do not love her
可是如果你完全不吃醋，她又会认为你根本不爱她
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If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
你如你试图对她调情，她会认为你不尊重她
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her
但要是你一直规规矩矩的， 她又会觉得你不喜欢她
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If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
你若是迟到一分钟，她会抱怨等的多累多苦
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way
要是她自己迟到了，她会说女孩子约会迟到是理所当然的
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If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel
她会说你像跟屁虫
If she is visited by another, 'oh it's natural, we are girls'
如果是她，她会说"喔，这很自然啊，女孩子都是这样"
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If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
如果你飞快的吻她一下，她会到处说你这人很冷漠
If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage
如果你吻太多了，她会大叫说你吃她豆腐
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If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
如果你过马路的时候没有照顾她，那你这人缺乏道德
If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics
要是你小心照顾她过马路，她又会说这是男人的花招
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If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting
你若是凝视某个女人，她会指责你是到处对女生调情
If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring
如果是其他男人瞪著她看，她会说他们只是欣赏而已
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If you talk, she wants you to listen
如果你跟她说话，她希望你只要听就好
If you listen, she wants you to talk
如果你只倾听，她又要你跟她说话
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Oh God! you created those creature called "WOMAN'
上天啊，你创照了这些叫做女人的生物
So simple, yet so complex 既简单又复杂
So weak, yet so powerful 如此柔弱，却又如此强悍
So confusing, yet so desirable 让人又恼又爱
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"O LORD, tell me what to do. AMEN" 神啊，请告诉我该怎麽做。阿门！