”Hey 楼主，I want to put in the barest minimum half hearted effort possible to secure you as a possible hookup. Let me know. Or don’t. I don’t really care all that much either way as I’ve also contacted at least 5 other girls as well as some of my buddies, all of which I’d choose over you to talk to or make plans with. I probably won’t respond or commit to anything solid. Your call if you want to fall for my immature mind game that I may or may not be aware I’m implementing depending on my level of intelligence.”