6.From Here to Maternity:

Somewhere, a temple is missing a fertility goddess. An expectant Gwyneth Paltrow models a flowing, fussy cream Balenciaga dress that would be the perfect thing to wear if you were a virgin about to be sacrificed to a mythical beast. Or were re-enacting scenes from your favorite Jane Austen flick (we're guessing the Oscar winner has a soft spot for "Emma"). Or perhaps playing Wench No. 2 at the Renaissance Fair. But on the red carpet, the swelling star's style falls somewhere short of divine and has us down on our knees praying that her maternal fashion instinct kicks in before the Oscars.

10.Purple People Eater:

We wanted to love Michelle Williams' gown. Really. After all, the "Brokeback Mountain" actress and new mom has never looked lovelier, with her flawless alabaster skin, simple, buttery blond locks and bodacious post-baby curves. Alas, her adventurous, high-waisted, many-layered Givenchy confection is just tutu much, overwhelming her figure with tons of tulle and a cacophony of cascading ruffles in competing hues ranging from the cloyingly bright purple of Barney to the subdued plum (organic, of course) preferred by Madonna.