201. I think I have monogamy.

202. As your publicist, I must tell you all this canoodling and bed-hopping is tacky and immature.

203. monotonous, monogamous

204. I don’t have any tricks up my sleeve

205. Aidan is evicting her. He is not evicting her.

206. That’s tacky.

207. Steve and I are drawing up papers to timeshare our kid.

208. That is unappetizing.

209. I’m so swollen and gassy.

210. You’re not a desirable candidate for a loan.

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211. For crying out loud.

212. Why do you need to take the bus if you are on the bus? My thoughts exactly.

213. So shouldn’t there be some sort of credit for enduring them? If not, how do you retain a sense of value when you have nothing concrete to show for it? Because at the end of yet another failed relationship, when all you have are war wounds and self doubt, you have to wonder, what’s it all worth?

214. Why don’t you slip into that, while I pour us some Cristal?

215. (Miranda farted) How’ll people know to scatter without a warning? Carrie: that’s just mean.

216. Somebody is obligated to have sex with you.

217. I’m an undesirable. (Nobody wants to have sex with her)

218. I’ll literally be the old woman who lived in her shoes.

219. Aren’t you gonna ask me to sit down? By all means pick a chair.

220. This shoes pinch my feet, but I love them.

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221. I run his errands.

222. You’ve seen my bush. We’re a little past acting coy.

223. Things are going to get off schedule.

224. Aren’t you afraid that the sheer forth of it all will just pull you back into all that Big stuff again? No, he’s not . Isn’t he?

225. Society views single people our age as sad and pathetic. I don’t need that judgment hanging over my head. So I go on the offensive and make them laugh.

226. Soul mate, reality or torture device?

227. I’m not sure I want to do anything. I’m kind of laying low.

You’ve got to do better than that. You’ve got to grab 35 by the balls and say

“World, I’m 35”.

228. Chastity

229. Who do you all fantasize about?

230. Come on, , get that judgmental puss off and join in.

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231. If you are still in , then cheerio, old chap.

232. Il Cantinori, Brasserie 8 ½

233. Wow, he’s so versatile.

234. So, when I’m old and my tits are in my shoes, I can look at it and say, “Damn, I was hot.”

235. Isn’t that a little narcissistic?

236. What’s the difference between strutting down a runway and the way you strut down the 5^th avenue?

237. Later that night, I got to think about Narcissus. A man so consumed with his own image, he downed in it. Did he has no best friend to mirror back a healthier view of himself?

238. May be I can explain how the camera works over a glass of wine or something. I’ve never been a gal to turn down a free lesson.

239. I’d better go check on Carrie.

240. I had a choice. I could slink off the runway and let my inner model die of shame or I could pick myself up, flaws and all, and finish.

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241. Big and I had shut our door, but our window was open and blowing a great breeze.

242. It’s all blurry.

243. Can we lighten up on his boundary talk?

244. That’s not a strike, honey, that’s a slump.

From Hitch

245. Sweep one off one’s feet (to gain immediate and unquestioning support, approval, or acceptance by a person):

Basic principle, no woman wakes up saying: God, I hope I don’t get swept off my feet today.

No matter what, no matter who, no matter when, any man has a chance to sweep any woman off her feet. Just need the right broom.

246. That means she made a plan when she could have just blown you off.

247. “You” is a very fluid concept now.

248. The key tonight is hang back.

249. If she lingers at a photograph, move on. But maintain the visual.

250. It happens in the blink of an eye.

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251. Eight out of ten women believe that the first kiss will tell them everything they need

to know about the relationship.

252. Always remember life is not the amount of breathes you take, it’s the moments

that take your breath away.

253. Besides, relationships are for people waiting for something better to come along.

254. Spoken like a true cynic, I’m not a cynic. I’m a realist. You are a realist

masquerading as a cynic who is secretly an optimist.

255. You are becoming a sick, workaholic lunatic, and this is exactly the kind of

nervous, overwrought behavior that leads to a very big raise.

256. Jesus, you could find dirt in a snowstorm.

257. Kiddo, there is more to life than watching other people live it.

258. I think you are great at your job. I’m just a little worried as to why.

259. It’s ridiculous and vaguely pathetic.

260. Some guy naturally develop a comfort with the opposite sex.

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261. He did it with flair. (skills, instinctive ability to appreciate or make good use of something)

262. That’s a desirable trait.

263. The reason I’m calling is about our appointment.

264. My whole next week is slammed.

265. This is a signal, I’m fiddling with my keys. (to move the hands or fingers restlessly) (to spend time in aimless or fruitless activity)

266. beard

267. It definitely left a scar.

268. Begins each day as if it were on purpose.

269. Drink at the moments that take your breathe away.

270. I mean your thriving business.

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271. Maybe I could, if you weren’t snarling.

272. I think it’s despicable.

273. I just didn’t know I was being worked over by some professional.

274. The only time he was sincere or spontaneous was when everything was going wrong or when you were

stoned out of your head.

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