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Amazon keyboard $1million?

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03-09-19 21:25操作
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Amazon keyboard $1million?
这个价格看起来很莫名其妙。
[URL=http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000050ZRM/ref=pd_luc_mri/102-8937770-3969721?v=glance&s=electronics&me=A3T4TT2Z381HKD&st=*]Linky.[/URL]
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03-09-19 22:03操作
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[IMG]http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/x-locale/common/customer-reviews/stars-5-0.gif[/IMG]rob a bank, sell your blood -- it's worth it, September 19, 2003
Reviewer: dsimutis from Los Angeles, CA USA
sure, you could go with a regular, non-million-dollar keyboard, but you deserve the best.
this keyboard will get you a better job, find you a mate, and predict the lottery numbers--it
more than pays for itself. so do whatever it takes to buy one. even if you have to kill a lot
of people.
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03-09-19 23:00操作
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[IMG]http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/x-locale/common/customer-reviews/stars-5-0.gif[/IMG]Get Two!, September 19, 2003
Reviewer: Randy Miller (see more about me) from Des Moines, IA United States
Thanks to the Bush tax cut, I bought two!

[IMG]http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/x-locale/common/customer-reviews/stars-5-0.gif[/IMG]Better Than Sliced Bread!, September 19, 2003
Reviewer: tarapay from Kirkland, Washington USA
Yes, believe it or not, this keyboard is better than sliced bread! It says so right on it!
For only 1 million dollars, I have finally found Nirvana with this keyboard!

And it does other amazing things as well!

It slices
It dices
It crawls on its belly like a reptile
It does windows
It does toilets
It does dishes
It does dinner
It does Dallas
It does Dallas Part 2
It makes me feel young again
It makes my skin smooth and soft
It gives backrubs
It gives footrubs
It cuts & styles hair
It mows the lawn
It gets you dates
It gives you dates (and other assorted fruits)

And all this, for only 1 MILLION DOLLARS!

Muhahahahahahahaha!!


[IMG]http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/x-locale/common/customer-reviews/stars-5-0.gif[/IMG]Oh. My. God., September 19, 2003
Reviewer: Dustin Jones
Words cannot describe the awe you feel when using this keyboard. It is as if that drunk guy.. uh what's his name.. JESUS.. It's as if Jesus himself is there beside you assisting your typing. The enter key is so... L-shaped, it just makes me want to put on a bra and dance around naked. With a bra on.

In conclusion, I love ants.


[IMG]http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/x-locale/common/customer-reviews/stars-4-0.gif[/IMG]No Jesus, September 19, 2003
Reviewer: Paul Newton from Lexington, KY United States
I was impressed by the "clickability" ofthe keys and the gold chassis is heavy but... well,
luxurios feeling. I did have an issue with a few of the diamond studs being loose but the
onboard mini robotic tech guy fixed them. My only REAL issue was that the Jesus button
simply wouldn't get the son of God. Muhammad, Yahweh, Buddah, and a constant litany
o sun gods and saints sure but no Jesus. And you'd think that it would come with a PS2
adapter too. Sheesh!


[此贴子已经被作者于9/19/2003 11:00:53 PM编辑过]

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03-09-19 23:06操作
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Interesting...[em00][em00][em00]
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03-09-20 11:59操作
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FW也有人贴了。
[URL=http://www.fatwallet.com/forums/messageview.cfm?catid=18&threadid=222006]Linky.[/URL]
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03-09-21 13:58操作
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4 of 5 people found the following review helpful:
[IMG]http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/x-locale/common/customer-reviews/stars-4-0.gif[/IMG]This is the one and only!!!, September 21, 2003
Reviewer: Tariq from Clifton, NJ United States
This keyboard was accidently sold to Amazon from a Christies auction house. It originally
belonged to the one and only Elvis Presely. Due to his ailments, Elvis had trouble using a
guitar, and therefore many of his later hits were composed on this keyboard. this is one of
THE finest keyboards made, offered and sold exclusively by Amazon.com. I only gave it four
stars cause I found a small piece of fried chicken stuck between the letters T and Y,
otherwise I love this keyboard.


1 of 3 people found the following review helpful:
[IMG]http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/x-locale/common/customer-reviews/stars-1-0.gif[/IMG]I want my money back!, September 21, 2003
Reviewer: Rob Thyssen from United Kingdom
This keyboard was a complete rip-off. The advertising clearly states that there is an
L-shaped enter key. Unfortunately the Mecca that is L-shaped enter keys has eluded me
yet again. Many manufacturers before have tried to claim the existence of an L-shaped
enter key but all lie. Most can have enter keys that would be L-shaped if they were
removed from the keyboard and turned up-side-down but even these cannot be
reassembled to provide an L-shaped enter key. I was taken in by the advertisement and
sold my entire collection of C-shaped enter keys in order to be able to afford it. Now I
have nothing, just another Inverse-L-shaped enter key.

[IMG]http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/x-locale/common/customer-reviews/stars-5-0.gif[/IMG]Do not let fall into wrong hands..., September 21, 2003
Reviewer: onisyphon from Secret Island Installation
So me being the super evil genius that I was created this evil keyboard that could carry
out my most diabolical plans on a whim. But lo and behold one of my idiotic goons mixed
it up with the thing I was going to sell on Amazon.com through my furry cell phone
covers business (which of course is just a cover for our true plans). DONT ASK ME HOW
such a huge error could have been made but that goon in question has been dealt with.
Now I must ask that no one purchase this because we still need to take over the world
and all and that dreadful Bond character may get wind of this if someone does something
stupid like press the Enter key which will summon Jesus to do your
bidding...sheesh...good help these days.

Spotlight Reviews
659 of 678 people found the following review helpful:

[IMG]http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/x-locale/common/customer-reviews/stars-5-0.gif[/IMG]Best.Anything.Ever, September 19, 2003
Reviewer: An electronics fan from San Diego, CA United States
I purchased this keyboard on a whim and man was it the best million I've ever spent.
THIS KEYBOARD CURES CANCER. It has a button on it that summons Jesus to come and
talk to you. WARNING: Don't play BF1942 with Jesus; has the walk-on-water hack. He
can also fly and see through walls. This Keyboard changes the oil in your car and makes a
killer rump roast. It can also potty train your dog and your kids while serving up SoftServe
ice cream (vanilla only as of this writing).
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03-09-21 15:30操作
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这是什么键盘,这么神奇
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