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职版长期活动——small talk

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1) to woman/man with a baby, you can always ask "how's the baby" or "how's baby XXX doing?

2) if you know someone is from another country, you can say "i just read an artical about XXX on WSJ" etc.

3) to a newcomer, you can ask "how do you like it so far"

4) "where do you live" and "how's your commute" can always be a topic

5) to someone who's preparing for an exam - "how's the study going"

6) you can always talk about business travel - how often you travel and where have you been

7) talk about the current housing market, how expensive houses are. chances are the person you talk to knows someone who recently bought/sold a house

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Secretary:I have a gossip for you.
me: what's that?
secretary:*** is a gay.
me: What?.....but he doesn't look like a gay.
Secretary:Well, have you ever heard he has a girl friend?
me: I've never known he has a boy friend either.
secretary: yeah. the only thing he has is a dog.
me: laughing. yeah, a female dog.
secretary: you know what, I killed a dog on my way here this morning.
me: ohhh, poor little thing. Hope it's not ***'s dog, otherwise you will have big trouble.
secretary: I know. I feel so bad now.
me: please don't. It's hard to avoid.

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About a cold office:

Colleague: your office is like an ice box

Me:is it really that bad? i think it's ok

Colleague:oh yeah, if you are a penguin. look at me, even my goose bumps have goose bumps

Me:hahaha

Colleague: this is alaska. btw, where's the shovel?

Me:what?

Colleague:so i can dig you out if it starts snow here

Me:haaaaaaahaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaa


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以下是引用tweetiebird在2007-6-16 20:32:00的发言:

About a cold office:

Colleague: your office is like an ice box

Me:is it really that bad? i think it's ok

Colleague:oh yeah, if you are a penguin. look at me, even my goose bumps have goose bumps

Me:hahaha

Colleague: this is alaska. btw, where's the shovel?

Me:what?

Colleague:so i can dig you out if it starts snow here

Me:haaaaaaahaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaa

哈哈。。。。。。 [em08][em08]

your colleague is really funny guy!

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my coworker Angie's mom is hopitalized for lung cancer

me: how's it going with your mom?
A: oh, you know, she's not getting any better or worse.
me: just hang in there. she's a wonderful lady, just as optimistic as you
A: you are so sweet. i'm gonna take her out to my cousin's graduation party this weekend
me: that sounds fun, as long as she feels like up for it.
A: yeah, she wants to do it.
me: i know she's under Chemo. i hope she still has good appetitie
A: mostly we have to feed her baby food. but there's also times she craves steak
me: well, that's a good sign. have a good weekend then. have fun at the party
A: thanks, we will. i'll see you Monday



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coworker F's 7-year-old son Dane joined a soccer team

F: i'm gonna leave early today to take Dane to soccer practice
me: good for him. i didn't know many American kids who play soccer, unlike football and baseball.
F: isn't soccer big in China?
me: very much so in Asia, I'd say
F: tell me about the most wellknown Asian players.
me: you know me, i'm not that into sports. but i think the top-notch players are the Europeans and South Americans.
F: i see.


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coworker M writes books in his spare time

me: M, Lisa told me you've published quite a few books already. that's awesome!
M: thank you. they are not bestsellers though.
me: hey, you still got your fans. i heard one of them has sold three thousand copies. that's impressive!
M: it's for fun, mostly. i mean writing.
me: when do you find time for writing though? I hardly do anything after work.
M: it's hard for me with my wife pregnant again. but i get up at 5 every day and write for an hour.
me: wow, that's a lot of discipline. i'm definitely not an early bird.


[em08]

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 topic 4: Lisa's apt

me: hey, lis, do you still live in that apt?
L: yep, i know, the landlord is aweful but it's too much hassel to move again.
me: why did you sell your house anyway? don't you like to be a homeowner?
L: there's too much around a house. i couldn't take it.
me: totally. lawn care in the summer and snowplow in the winter. not the best for single women like us.
L: exactly. sweetheart. i know what you mean.
me: i like living in an apt except for the noise.
L: most apts in this area are not very sound-proof
me: there's luxury ones that are. but way to pricy.
L: as always, nothing is perfect.





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topic 5: my boss likes Chinese food, but the local Chinese restautants aren't that good

boss: guess what, i found a little Chinese place yesterday. the food is really good.
me: really? where is it and what's it called?
boss: it's called ....., across from that Target plaza.
me: i've never noticed. i'll definitely check it out. what did you eat there?
boss: i ordered General Tso Chicken and Tsechuan beef. they serve sushi too.
me: sounds good. thanks for letting me know. you know more Chinese restaurants than I do!
boss: oh i know the truth. you don't really like American Chinese food.
me: i'm just not fond of too much soysauce, sugar and corn starch.
boss: makes sense. the good thing is you are a good cook.
me: are you serious boss? you never tasted my cooking.
boss: all Chinese people are, right?
me: haha, that's like saying all Americans know how to grill.
boss: there you go.

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1. Talk with Melissa

M: hi, how's your weekend?

Me: Pretty busy. I did lots of shopping.

M: yeh?

Me: I need to change the area rugs of my apartment. So I went to ABC Carpeting Warehouse in XXX.

M: Oh, I need to get an area rug for my apartment too. I went to ABC store recently. How's the warehouse? Any sale there?

Me: Yeh, all the sale items are additional 50% off. I think it's a good deal. I didn't know it first, after I picked them up and paid, I just realized that all sales are 50% off. It's a big surprise. I saved lots of money. I'm so happy.

M: Wow, sounds great. I'll go there to have a check too.

Me: yeh, you should.

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2. Talk with Tera

T: hey, I like your sweater.

Me: Thanks. I like it very much. I bought it from JCrew [em07][em07]

T: Really? When did you get it? I've never seen it in store.

Me: Just a couple of weeks before. It was on sale, 50% off.

T: wow, I missed it. Is there any sale at JCrew recently?

Me: I think there is an additional 25% off on sale items now, not 50% off though.

T: that's good too, it's better than nothing. I'll go to JCrew after wrok.


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3. talk with Chad

Me: hey, are you going to take your vacation?

C: yeh, strating next week, for 1 week.

Me: wow, sounds great. Any idea where to go?

C; Florida. My cousin will get married there next week. I'll attend his wedding ceremony and go to Miami for a couple of days.

Me: Your cousin lives there or just goes there to have wedding?

C: He works there, so.

Me: I see. Have a nice trip then.

C: Thanks.


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4. Talk with Chad

Me: hey. How are you? Welcome back!

C: Thanks. I'm good. Just a bit exhausted.

Me: I understand. You must have a nice vacation, uhh?

C: Sure. It's very nice in Florida. I don't even want to come back.

Me: Haha. How's the weather there? Is it very hot now?

C: yeh, pretty much. over 90 degree every day. I have to stay in the pool or beach for the most of the vacation.

Me: Oh, yeh, I can see your skin is burned a little bit.


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5. Talk with Irina

Me: hey, you look tired.

I: yeh, I didn't sleep very well last night.

Me: What happened? are you sick?

I: Not really. My friend left for vacation for a week. She asked me to take care of her dog, and I need to move in to her apartment. I think I'm not used to the new place yet.

Me: oh, yeh? what kind of her dog is?

I: It's a sausage dog. you know that? It has very short legs, lean long body, big ears... A lovely dog.

Me: It must be very very cute.

I: yeh, plus it's only 6 month old.

Me: wow, I want to see it!

I: I could show you the picture...


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哈哈,5个,圆满了,等着颁奖[em07][em07][em07]

All talks are from the real conversations.


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班班:我要写6个,全部都是真实对话。

#1

A: So how was your son's graduation party last weekend?

B: Oh it was fabulous! We had about 150 people over at our house, and we rented a tent to put in the back yard. Everyone had fun.

A: That's good. You know, that's bigger than my wedding. :)

B: Yeah, that was a big party. We roasted a 300-pound pig.

A: Geez!! 300 pounds!! That is A LOT of meat!

B: I know! I ended up having 75 pounds of bacon, which will last me for the next year!!

A: Did your guests eat all the meat?

B: No, no way. There's a lot left still.

A: I hope you have a big freezer.

B: Well, my son's girlfriend's party is next weekend, and she said she'll just have pulled pork sandwiches, so that will work out well.

A: Oh that's perfect then!

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#2

A: Geez my kids are so much trouble sometimes! Maybe I should send them to a boot camp for the summer or something...I can't stand it!

B: You know, I'm not sure if I wanna have kids in the future. They could be trouble sometimes.

A: I hear ya.

B: You know,  my niece and nephew and their new puppy were over at my house last weekend, and they totally trashed it! After they left, my husband and I found tiny little black foot prints all over our white carpet, we were so mad! It took us hours to clean up the place.

A: Oh boy! that sounds bad!

B: I know! To top it off, that little puppy laid a little pile of poop right in the center of the kitchen!

A: Oh No!

B: Yeah, Don't think I'm gonna have kids any time soon.

A: I don't blame ya.


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#3

A: Hey, I'm going to pick up lunch in a minute here, do you want to come with me?

B: Well, I have to finish up this file, don't think I can right now...

A: I can get something for you then. What do you want?

B: Oh that'd be great! Where are you going?

A: Just downstairs at the deli place.

B: Ummm...Let me see...What are you getting?

A: I'm thinking of their clam chowder soup and a tuna sandwich.

B: Oh that sounds delicious! Maybe I'll get that, too. Oh, and, don't they have a special on Mondays? For $5.99 or something?

A: Yeah, I almost forgot. Great! It'll be cheaper than I thought.

B: Yeah, that is good. If it's not too much trouble, can you get a strawberry shake for me as well?

A: Sure, no problem.

B: Here's the money. Thanks so much sweetie!

A: You are so welcome. I'll be back in about 10 minuts then.

B: OK. See you shortly. Thanks again!


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#4

(A new employee has just started.)

A: So how are you doing so far?

B (new employee): Great. I really like the people here. Everyone seems so friendly.

A: Good, I'm glad. Are you getting overwhelmed yet?

B: A little bit, remembering everyone's name is the most challenging part.

A: I totally understand. When I first started here, I was still struggling with names after the first 2 weeks. It could be hard. Just take it slow, don't give yourself too much pressure.

B: Thanks, I will.

A: How's the work load? Comfortable with everything you've been handed to?

B: Yeah, pretty much. It helps when I can do hands-on stuff, makes me learn faster.

A: That's good. If you need anything, you know where to find me.

B: Thanks. I appreciate it.

A: OK, talk to you later. Have a good day.

B: Yup. Thanks, you too.


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#5

A: Hey, I heard you are getting married next month. That's wonderful! Congratuations!!

B: Thanks. Yeah, I'm excited.

A: So, who's the lucky guy?

B: Oh, I met him at college. He is really sweet.

A: Oh, that's great! Look at you, the happy bride!

B: Yeah, I am, very happy.

A: How's the preparation going? Got everything lined up yet?

B: Well, almost. We got most RSVP cards back, and my flowers are booked. We have our cake tasting appointment this Saturday.

A: Oh that's the best part! You get to taste all kinds of delicious cakes!

B: I know! I'm really looking forward to that!

A: Oh, where are you guys registered?

B: At Macy's and Target. Don't feel obligated to get us a gift, though.

A: I won't. But just in case I would like to, I know where to find your registry. :)

B: OK. :)

A: Congratulations again!

B: Thanks!


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