JERRY: What are you gonna get?
SHEILA: I'll decide at the last minute.
JERRY: You better decide, sister. You're on deck. Sheila!
![[em02]](https://emojis.huaren.us/static/emojis/v1/default/em02.gif)
"You're on deck", you are next in order.
[Soup Nazi pounding on countertop]
![[em02]](https://emojis.huaren.us/static/emojis/v1/default/em02.gif)
Elaine was "drumming" on coutertop, while Soup Nazi is "pounding" on coutertop.
JERRY: Uh-oh.
SOUP NAZI: Hey, what is this? You're kissing in my line? Nobody kisses in my line!
SHEILA: I can kiss anywhere I want to.
SOUP NAZI: You just cost yourself a soup!
![[em02]](https://emojis.huaren.us/static/emojis/v1/default/em02.gif)
"you just cost yourself a soup", you cost yourself something or money.
![[em05]](https://emojis.huaren.us/static/emojis/v1/default/em05.gif)
Lol, what a huge loss!
SHEILA: How dare you? Come on, Jerry, we're leaving. Jerry?
JERRY: Do I know you?
![[em05]](https://emojis.huaren.us/static/emojis/v1/default/em05.gif)
Jerry brazenly pretends that he doesn't know Sheila.
ELAINE: So, essentially, you chose soup over a woman?
![[em02]](https://emojis.huaren.us/static/emojis/v1/default/em02.gif)
"choose A over B", n1
JERRY: It was a bisque.
ELAINE: Yeah. You know what I just realized? Suddenly, George has become much more normal than you.
JERRY: Really?
ELAINE: Yeah. Come on. I mean, think about it. He's engaged to be married. Your top priority is soup.
JERRY: Have you tastes the soup?
ELAINE: Yeah. All right. You made the right decision.
JERRY: See, the way I figure it, it's much easier to patch things up with Sheila than with the Soup Nazi.
![[em02]](https://emojis.huaren.us/static/emojis/v1/default/em02.gif)
"patch things up with somebody", to ease one's anger
JERRY: Hey.
KRAMER: Yeah.
ELAINE: Hey.
KRAMER: Yeah.
JERRY: Oh, thanks.
ELAINE: There he is.
KRAMER: Elaine, I'm really sorry about the armoire.
ELAINE: Yeah. I know. Me, too.
JERRY: So, did these thieves want any money?
KRAMER: No.
JERRY: They just wanted the armoire?
KRAMER: Yeah. They were..quite taken with it.
![[em02]](https://emojis.huaren.us/static/emojis/v1/default/em02.gif)
"They were quite taken with it", they are being attracted to it.
[interom buzzes]
JERRY: Yeah?
GEORGE: Hup! Hup!
JERRY: Hey, have you noticed George is acting a little strange lately?
ELAINE: No. In what way?
JERRY: I don't know. A lot of attitude, like he's better than me, or something.
ELAINE: I don't think George has ever thought he's better than anybody.
![[em05]](https://emojis.huaren.us/static/emojis/v1/default/em05.gif)
Unanimously, George is a born loser.
GEORGE: Hello.
JERRY: Hello.
KRAMER: Hey.
GEORGE: Hello.
ELAINE: Hello.
GEORGE: Were you just talking about me? What's going on?
JERRY: Absolutely not.
GEORGE: Something's going on here.
KRAMER: All right, [claps hands] I'm gonna go get some soup.
ELAINE: One of these days that guy is gonna get his.
GEORGE: So, how was the movie?
JERRY: Aw, we didn't go. Sheila and I are kind of on the outs.
![[em02]](https://emojis.huaren.us/static/emojis/v1/default/em02.gif)
"on the outs", not in harmony
GEORGE: Oh, yeah?
JERRY: Yeah. Wha - wha - what are you, happy?
GEORGE: Happy? Why should I be happy?
JERRY: I don't know, but you look like you're happy.
GEORGE: Why should I care?
JERRY: You can't fool me. Don't insult me, George because I know when you're happy.
GEORGE: All right. I am happy, and I'll tell ya why -- because the twoof you were making me and every one of your friends sick! Right, Elaine?
[Elaine sneaks out of Jerry's apartment]
JERRY: Is that so?
GEORGE: Yeah. Yeah. With all that kissing and the shmoopy, shmoopy,shmoopy, shmoopy, shmoopy out in public like that. It's disgutsing!
JERRY: Disgusting?
GEORGE: People who do that should be arrested.
JERRY: Well, I guess I have all the more reason to get back with her.
GEORGE: Ye - yeah. And we had a pact, you know.
![[em02]](https://emojis.huaren.us/static/emojis/v1/default/em02.gif)
"we had a pact", we had an agreement.
JERRY: What?
GEORGE: You shook my hand in that coffee shop.
JERRY: You're still with the pact?
![[em02]](https://emojis.huaren.us/static/emojis/v1/default/em02.gif)
"you're still with the pact", you still obey the pact.
GEORGE: Mmm-hmm. You reneged.
![[em02]](https://emojis.huaren.us/static/emojis/v1/default/em02.gif)
"You reneged", you ate your words.
JERRY: All I did was shake your hand.
GEORGE: Ah-ha!
KRAMER: And then they just ran off with the armoire, just like that.
SOUP NAZI: Ohh! This city.
NEWMAN: One large jambalaya, please.
SOUP NAZI: So, continue.
KRAMER: Well, my friend is awful disappointed is all. You know, she's very emotional.
NEWMAN: Thank you. [inhaling deeply] Jambalaya!
![[em05]](https://emojis.huaren.us/static/emojis/v1/default/em05.gif)
I had a jambalaya in an Italian restaurant before. It's really not that good.
SOUP NAZI: All right, now listen to me. You have been a good friend. Ihave an armoire in my basement. If you want to pick it up, you'rewelcome to it. So, take it, it's yours.
KRAMER: How can I possibly thank you?
![[em02]](https://emojis.huaren.us/static/emojis/v1/default/em02.gif)
"How can possibly thank you", n1.
SOUP NAZI: You are the only one who understands me.
KRAMER: You suffer for your soup.
SOUP NAZI: Yes. That is right.
KRAMER: You demand perfection from yourself, from your soup.
SOUP NAZI: How can I tolerate any less from my customer?
![[em05]](https://emojis.huaren.us/static/emojis/v1/default/em05.gif)
That's it. Soup Nazi finds that the only outlet to relieve his anxiety is to torture his customers.
CUSTOMER: Uh, gespacho, por favor.
SOUP NAZI: Por favor?
CUSTOMER: Um, I'm part Spanish.
SOUP NAZI: Adios muchacho!
![[em05]](https://emojis.huaren.us/static/emojis/v1/default/em05.gif)
"Adios muchacho", good-bye, boy!
KRAMER: Git.
![[em02]](https://emojis.huaren.us/static/emojis/v1/default/em02.gif)
"git", a foolish person
JERRY: It was stupid of me.
![[em05]](https://emojis.huaren.us/static/emojis/v1/default/em05.gif)
from "git" to "stupid", well-conjugated
SHEILA: Well, it was very insulting.
JERRY: No. I know. I - I was really sort of half-kidding.
SHEILA: Well, behind every joke there's some truth.
JERRY: What about that Bavarian cream pie joke I told you? There's notruth to that. Nobody with a terminal illness goes from the UnitedStates to Europe for a piece of Bavarian cream pie and then when theyget there and they don't have it he says? Aw, I'll just have somecoffee. There's no truth to that.
![[em02]](https://emojis.huaren.us/static/emojis/v1/default/em02.gif)
"there's no truth to it", "there's no truth to that".
SHEILA: Well, I guess you'r right.
JERRY: So, am I forgiven, shmoopy?
SHEILA: Yes, shmoopy.
JERRY: Aw!
SUSAN: Hey, Jerry!
JERRY: Oh, hi Susan, George. You remember Sheila.
GEORGE: Oh, yes. Hello.
SHEILA: Hello. Won't you join us?
GEORGE: No, thanks.
SUSAN: Of course.
GEORGE: Yes. Well -- So, uh, sit on the same side at a booth, huh?
JERRY: Yeah. That's right. You got a problem?
GEORGE: I, uh, just think it's a little unusual. Two people to sit on one side...and leave the other side empty.
JERRY: Well, we're changing the rules.
GEORGE: Ahh. Good for you.
SUSAN: Aw, what are you getting George?
GEORGE: I don't know, honey. What do you want to get? [in babyingvoice] I want you to get anything you want...?cause I love you so much.I want you to be happy. Okay, sweetie?
SUSAN: Oh, George, you're so sweet.
GEORGE: Well, I could be a little sweetie tweetie weetie weetie.
SUSAN: Aww!
JERRY: What about you, shmoopy? How about a little tuna? You want a little tuna fishy?
SHEILA: Yeah.
JERRY: Yum yum little tuna fishy?
GEORGE: Come here.
[George & Susan begin making out; Jerry & Sheila begin making out in order to keep up]
KRAMER: And..voila!
ELAINE: [gasps]
KRAMER: Yeah.
ELAINE: Oh! Oh, I love it! I absolutely love it!
KRAMER: Yeah. Did the K Man do it or did the K Man do it?
ELAINE: The K Man did it!
KRAMER: Yeah!
ELAINE: [laughing] How much did you pay for this thing?
KRAMER: How about zero?
ELAINE: What?
KRAMER: Yeah.
ELAINE: What? Who's was it? Where'd you get it?
KRAMER: I'll tell ya where I got it. I got it from the guy you so callously refer to as the Soup Nazi.
![[em02]](https://emojis.huaren.us/static/emojis/v1/default/em02.gif)
"callously", relentlessly
ELAINE: Get out!
![[em05]](https://emojis.huaren.us/static/emojis/v1/default/em05.gif)
Elaine's famous "get out".
[Elaine pushes on Kramer's chest, causing in to fall backwards through her swinging door]
ELAINE: The Soup Nazi gave it to you?
KRAMER: Yeah.
ELAINE: Why?
KRAMER: Well, I told him the whole story and he just let me have it. Wha -- Yeah. He's a wonderful man.
ELAINE: [gasps]
KRAMER: Yeah. Well, a little bit misunderstood but, uh....
ELAINE: Well, I'm just gonna go down there and personally thank him. I mean, I had this guy all wrong. This is wonderful!
KRAMER: Yeah. Well, he's a dear.
![[em02]](https://emojis.huaren.us/static/emojis/v1/default/em02.gif)
"he's a dear", n1.
GEORGE: How much tip do you leave on 8.15?
SUSAN: You know sweetie, I just want you to know that I was so proud ofyou today expressing your feelings so freely in front of Jerry and all.Just knowing that you're not afraid of those things is such a greatstep forward in our relationship.
GEORGE: Huh?
SUSAN: [in babying voice] Because you love your little kiki don't you?
CUSTOMER: How is he today?
BANIA: I think he's in a good mood.
ELAINE: Hi. You know, Kramer gave me the armoire and it is so beautiful. I'm mean, I just can't
tell you how much I appreciate it.
SOUP NAZI: You? If I knew it was for you, I never would have given itto him in the first place! I would have taken a hatchet and smashed itto pieces! Now, who wants soup? Next! Speak up!
![[em02]](https://emojis.huaren.us/static/emojis/v1/default/em02.gif)
"hatchet", from Webster, "a short-handled ax often with a hammerhead to be used with one hand".
JERRY: I'm heading over to Elaine's.
KRAMER: Oh. Jerry, those are the guys that mugged me for the armoire.
JERRY: Those two?
KRAMER: Yeah.
JERRY: Are you sure?
KRAMER: Yeah. That's them.
JERRY: Well, let's confront 'em.
![[em02]](https://emojis.huaren.us/static/emojis/v1/default/em02.gif)
"let's confront them", let's face them bravely.
KRAMER: No. No. No. No. Let's get a cop.
JERRY: There's no cops around. They're gonna leave. Come on.
KRAMER: No!
JERRY: Let's go.
BOB: Oh, wow look, that one is gorgeous. I would just kill for that one.
RAY: Oh, not in blue. Blue does not go with all.
BOB: Oh, please. Do you know what you're talking about? Because I don'tthink you know what you're talking about. Take a look at that.
![[em05]](https://emojis.huaren.us/static/emojis/v1/default/em05.gif)
What a street tough!
KRAMER: Excuse me.
RAY: Are you talking to me?
KRAMER: Uh, well, uh, we --
RAY: I said, are you talking to me?
BOB: Well, maybe, he was talking to me. Was you talking to him? Becauseyou was obviously talking to one of us. So what is it? Who?! Who wasyou talking to?!
![[em02]](https://emojis.huaren.us/static/emojis/v1/default/em02.gif)
I now know grammar mistakes can show your attitude.
KRAMER: Well, wha -- I, uh -- uh, we were kind of, uh, talking to each other, weren't we?
[Jerry & Kramer turn around and run away]