巧克力属于植物类

众所周知巧克力来自可可豆。 豆 = 植物
糖提炼于甘蔗或甜菜这两种植物， 所以糖属于植物类。 因此， 巧克力糖属于植物类。
再进一步说， 巧克力糖中有牛奶， 因此， 巧克力糖果是健康食品。　

巧克力包葡萄干， 樱桃， 桔子和草莓都是水果， 所以多多益善。 如果你吃的满手巧克力， 那你吃的可太慢了。
提问： 车里很热， 怎么才能把两磅巧克力从商店送回家？
答案： 在停车场吃完巧克力再回家。

减肥小窍门： 饭前吃块巧克力， 巧克力使你你没有食欲， 你就会少吃点饭。

人人都怕胆固醇高， 胆固醇也有恐高症， 如果你把巧克力放在冰箱的上层， 说不定胆固醇会从高处跳下来落到一个合适的高度。 （我们正在用其他零食做同样的试验）

现在提倡平衡饮食， 吃等量的黑巧克力和白巧克力算不算平衡饮食？ 黑白巧克力会不会互相中和？巧克力里有很多防腐剂，　防腐剂使你不会老化，　因此，　你需要多吃巧克力。　

把　“吃巧克力”　写在今天要做的事情的的头一条，　你就不会为今天连一件事都没做完而沮丧。　一盒漂亮的巧克力能提供你一天的胆固醇攫取量，　多方便。　吃不完的巧克力还可以留在冰箱里，　可是要是连巧克力都吃不完，你是不是病了？　

没有巧克力就没人买加肥的衣服，　制衣工业会发生恐慌，　你一定不希望这样的恐怖事件发生在我们的周围。　

医学界总是强调 "Stressed" （压力）但是如果把这个词反过来拼写你就可以得到 "desserts＂　（甜点）。

Chocolate is a Vegetable

Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans. Bean = vegetable.
Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.
To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which
is dairy. So candy bars are a health food.

Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want. If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car.
The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less.

If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge.
Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the
chocolate to protect themselves. (We're testing this with other snack foods as well.)

If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is
that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?
Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
Therefore, you need to eat more chocolate.

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today.
That way, at least you'll get one thing done. A nice box of chocolates
can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Now,
isn't that handy? If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in
the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong
with you?

If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top
pantyhose.
An entire garment industry would be devastated.
You can't let that happen, can you?

MEDICAL NEWS FLASH "Stressed" spelled backward is "desserts."

还有这么多学问的？

以下是引用fishbone在2/8/2003 11:17:32 PM的发言：
还有这么多学问的？

吼吼，饮食文化的说~~~